# If I were a boy. Or a man.

If given a chance to be a man (or boy) for a single day, the first thing I’d probably do is take a piss.

I’ll take a piss standing up and then take a piss in a bottle while sitting down (or standing up!). I’ll go for a urinalysis to have my piss checked. I mean come on! What else can I do with a dick? Hmmmm cum to think of it, there is something else.

I’m pretty sure I can do some other stuff if I were given the chance to be a man. Maybe save the world or something. But for now, I’ll think about taking a piss while standing. Oh the freedom!

By Marmel Reposar