If I were a boy. Or a man.

If given a chance to be a man (or boy) for a single day, the first thing I’d probably do is take a piss.

I’ll take a piss standing up and then take a piss in a bottle while sitting down (or standing up!). I’ll go for a urinalysis to have my piss checked. I mean come on! What else can I do with a dick? Hmmmm cum to think of it, there is something else.

I’m pretty sure I can do some other stuff if I were given the chance to be a man. Maybe save the world or something. But for now, I’ll think about taking a piss while standing. Oh the freedom!

By Marmel Reposar

Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep by Mary Elizabeth Frye

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not here; I did not die.

Q & A from Tumblr

A: Age.
– 31
B: Where I’m from.
– Born and raised in Leyte (Philippines) and now in Dumaguete
C: Where I would like to live.
– Here. There. Anywhere. Everywhere. (took me 5 minutes to answer this and still couldn’t think of a place)
D: Favourite food.
– Pasta!
E: Religion.
– Baptized as a Catholic but I don’t practice it. I don’t believe in Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
– Last time I checked, a heterosexual female. But not yet sure what the future holds.
G: Single/taken.
– Single AND Taken
H: Favourite book.
– I love to read so I have no single favorite.
I: Eye color.
– Black
J: Favorite movie.
– Don’t have a single favorite movie. It will be a crime to pick just one. Continue reading “Q & A from Tumblr”